Tuesday, April 28, 2026 At Sea
The disadvantaged segments saga finally came to an end after Ketchikan. I have more time to work on telling the stories.
I hosted a pretty active desk hour, as these things go, and we delivered Farewell letters to a couple of people and another newsletter. Maria Campos gave us a nice show.
Wednesday, April 29, 2026 Seattle, WA
Seattle is a perfect place for my kind of tourism. I went out for a local lunch and to find a fun birthday present for my cousin, John, who had boarded in Tokyo. The ship docked only a few blocks from Pike Place Market, so I knew where I was going. It was perfect. I had a dozen raw oysters on the half shell and a bowl of thick New England Clam Chowder, a very Seattle lunch.

Joanne was having a birthday party for John on May 1, and I needed a silly little birthday present, so I started browsing the souvenir shops. I saw John buy a shot glass in Ketchikan and figured he probably collects them. I know he collects beer mugs, but he could be depended on to pick up his own. Pike’s Place delivered. They had a shot glass with an orange glass salmon appearing to go through it. I picked it up and realized what a prize it was – a shot glass with a handle, and a comfortable one, at that. Not cheap, but worth it. Sold.

I browsed the market a little more, but I wouldn’t be buying any fresh fish, and they were closing soon, so I started walking back to the ship. It was blowing stink. As I was closing in on the building across the way from the ship, Rabbi Eliot caught up with me. He had my silk scarf, which had blown clear off my neck. Together we made it back the ship, trying to crash Holland Ameria’s Staff party on the roof of the building. We were told to go to our own party on the ship. We could see that from where we were, too, and we made straight for it.
The Volendam pulled out all the stops for this sailaway, because, you see, the President of the Company, Beth Bodensteiner, was boarding to be with us for three days, until Seattle. As a President’s Club member, Dee was going to get to see a lot of her. There were all kinds of free wine, punches, hard drinks, you name it, and I was in the middle of my dry month. The parties waved at each other, us on the ship, the HAL staff on the roof.
The show was yet another Elton John tribute singer. This was the worst one yet, all costumes, little talent. Not Sir Elton.
Thursday, April 30, 2026 At Sea
I wasn’t expecting that much from the HAL President, Beth Bodensteiner, encounter on the World Stage. We were all spoiled by Gus Antorcha in 2023, who took questions for hours, and hours, and actually made most of the requisite changes, with the result that a lot of the regulars are back. There are still too many segments, though and that would need to be addressed. Beth had been dismissive in her first encounter with this crowd, but she appears to have learned from it. She came across as sincere and we did believe she was listening and would be taking most of our suggestions into consideration.
She introduced the 2028 Grand World and the 2028 Grand Australia and New Zealand. A lot of the core group will likely be taking that instead of the Grand World, which offers nothing new and exciting. We know that isn’t HAL’s fault and we know whose fault it is, but still.
HAL’s World Cruise constituency is very loyal. What keeps it coming back isn’t the decisions that are made in Seattle. It’s the on board experience, the crew, the community, the shared experiences. HAL’s selling too many segments tears that apart. Everyone is hoping for less of them.
We would also like more Philippines, Indonesia, Thailand, Cambodia, and why is 2028 skipping Hong Kong? That should never happen.
It was a big day. Ben Sack, the Artist in Residence, unveiled his 2026 drawing and I finally bought one. Ben conceived this gig himself and did his first residency in 2014, where Elvon and I not only met him, but spent a lot of our sailaway dinner hours with him. It was bloody well time I bought one of his works. The one I have coming is big enough for the details to be visible and small enough to fit in my apartment. It will go on view this summer, after it has arrived and been taken to the framer’s. Ben is threatening to visit. If he does, maybe I’ll have a vernissage.
Linda and Bob Eckert joined me, and Joanne and John for dinner and Charity Lockhart was on stage with an Aretha Franklin tribute. I liked the first one better.
Friday, May 1, 2026 At Sea
I wasn’t having a great day here. I had an invitation to Breakfast with Beth Bodensteiner and a couple of hundred other people at 8:30AM. As I don’t eat anything until 3:00pm, as a rule, and don’t get up until 8:00am, it wasn’t too hard to miss it. When I realized it about 9:30am. I wrote an apologetic note on the invitation and delivered it to the Dining Room instead of my good self. I had been planning to make it.
That done, I betook myself to my desk and used the time to try to sign up for DV’s new expense account processing system. I had all kinds of trouble doing that, too, mostly having to do with the fact that I didn’t have an authenticator app and there are way too many to choose from. Hours later, I finally managed it but no way would it take my bank account details. It might have been because of my location and its security. I’ll try again when I get home and hope the fact that I am in Canada doesn’t block me
Joanne had a birthday party for John at the Four o’clock happy hour in the Sea View Bar. I usually think of 4 o’clock as the middle of the working day, but, for this day, it was fine. It poured rain, so we started out huddled under the shelter at the entrance to the area. Even that was OK. It kept us together. It was fun and funny. We included a few extra people with birthdays close, sang Happy Birthday in a few languages and were done in an hour.
The ship had a very extensive line up of entertainment this night. It started at 7:00pm and would run until at least 10:30pm, on the World Stage. They called it “A Night in Hollywood’ and could have called it “The Volendam Awards”. There were awards for outstanding crew interspersed with all kinds of entertainment, some of it downright wonderful. I had Linda and Bob scheduled to come to the table and we went into a huddle on how to make it work. Luckily, they had provided a schedule to work with and we did. We elected to have dinner in the Dining Room at 7:30pm, miss the red carpet, the headliners’ first show, a couple of awards presentations, and come in at 8:40pm, just in time for the Production Cast’s performance. We could tell our DR stewards, Alice and Amin, to rush things just a bit and not order more than three courses.
That turned out to be brilliant strategy for us. We arrived fresh just when things were really getting going. The World Stage Cast gave a great performance, we got to see some well-deserved awards, and enjoyed performances from staff members with talent. Our travel guide/port lecturer, Josh, is particularly good. No great surprise when you find out he started with HAL in the production show cast.
After a few more awards, they brought out Phat Cat Swinger. OMG. If you ever see this band on a ship, don’t miss it. It’s 10-piece swing band, with a real huckster of a band leader. He looks like Oil Can Harry, but he can really keep things moving, not to mention sing and dance. The sax player is female and she’s fabulous. They had us dancing in the aisles. We would never have had as much fun if we had started at 7:00PM. Went to bed tired and happy, and I wasn’t even drinking.
Saturday, May 2 , 2026 At Sea
It was time to have another day at the office, and I did. I did DV work, travel work for my clients, sent out May’s birthday cards, and all that jazz. It was Dee’s last night on board so we had Joanne and John and Ben and Kathy at the dinner table. John and Ben were pretty fun together. We all had a lovely time and we never did make the show.
Sunday, May 3, 2026 San Diego, CA
I got up early to meet Ben and Kathy in Dee’s room, where we were all helping her get miscellaneous precious baggage off the ship. Dee was being met by her son Dave, with his truck, and daughter, Anne, whom we all know now. She had the luxury of just being able to load it all into Dave’s truck and drive home. Dee had gathered more entourage in the persons of Graham and Nora, for whom Anne was doing a favor. They have a son, who was killed in action in the Navy, and is buried in San Diego. They wanted flowers for his grave and didn’t know where they would find them, until the Wescott mother-daughter team went into action. I was superfluous, after all, but I really wanted to meet Dave, about whom I had heard plenty and whom Dee is making into my newest client. Off the ship we went, with rather a lot of stuff. I found my worth in the terminal, getting us a porter with a very large luggage cart for a good ten suitcases that had been delivered there by the ship. Dee doesn’t win the prize by a long shot, though. There was a woman who had 40 pieces of luggage. They were last seen still trying to load them into a very large, but not large enough, van.
Dave’s is an open pick up truck and it was nothing at all to get all Dee’s stuff into it. I got my hug from him, and he’s as lovable as advertised. More hugs all around and they were off. We all wanted Dee to be there when Wells went, and they had started the morphine last night. He was doubtless hanging on to have Dee in his arms once more.
You could see the Midway, aircraft carrier no 141, from the parking lot by the ship, where we waited for Dave and Anne to arrive. It’s now a museum. It wasn’t where I was going, though, I wanted the San Diego Zoo. I was making a little visit in memory of Pat Finot, who used to volunteer with the elephants there.
I took a taxi to the zoo, and bought a ticket – not cheap $US78. They are good, though, if you live there and plan to go more than once a year, the annual pass is about the same as two tickets. So they make their money off the tourists, and the residents can enjoy their fine zoo. It’s well endowed and much beloved by its citizenry. I met a few. I rode the double decker bus on the top level for an overview and then set out to see the elephants. It was a nice walk and I saw most of the animals on the way, and, eventually, for Pat, an elephant:

The SD Zoo is very clever with their photo shot. They take one, as you board the bus, and then make composites of it with leopards, polar bears, koala bears, brown bears, flamingos, penguins and gorillas. I bought it without knowing which animals I would get and was rather hoping for elephants. But… No elephants, so I give you me and my closest relatives:

I met a bunch of my people at the zoo and was encouraged to bring Hump Fu 2 to sailaway again, so I did, and he was a hit again. The seagulls put on a show, too. We aren’t allowed to throw anything overboard, but there’s no law says they can’t come and get it:

Reuben Vilagrand was on the World Stage with a very good, totally silent magic show, and Dee missed it by a day. He’s one of her favorites.
Monday, May 4, 2026 At Sea
Back in the office, it was another busy day, mostly with my own clients. I can’t complain about making money. Dinner at the table was a lot of fun with Bob, Toya, Toya’s sister Anna, Sobie and Al. Charity Lockhart was on stage again. I was sitting in the audience with Anna, who fell asleep, just when Charity was making a tour of the audience. I had the picture of the two of them in my viewfinder, when some kind guest in the seat behind her decided to prod Anna awake. I could have murdered her, but one mustn’t go around killing people one doesn’t even know.
Tuesday, May 5, 2026 Cinco de Mayo – At Sea
It was another day at the office and a nice dinner with Linda and Bob. Reuben Vilagrand was on stage again and this time he was talking.
Wednesday, May 6, 2026 Manzanillo, Mexico
It was a very short stop. There’s not a lot you can do with a 2:30 all aboard, unless you take a ship’s shore excursion. Linda and I just walked around the little town a bit, looking for something to buy and finding nothing at all. We did find a good bar, though. Graham and Nora had a table to share and we had beer and nachos con carne. Linda had beer. I opted for a mocktail. I had a little trouble picking it off the menu and it ended up being a frozen strawberry concoction. It was good enough for me and the nachos were excellent.

Back on board, I went up for sailaway at 3:30 and there was hardly anyone there. The ships tours were stuck in traffic and Joanne and John were in the pool. I went back to my stateroom, to work and to ready myself for dressy night. Make that bare minimum dressy. The production cast were on the stage again with “Feeling Groovy” and it was great, as usual.
Thursday, May 7 2026 At Sea
I finally found a day where I could log and blog pretty much all day, and I made a lot of headway. I have to. What doesn’t get done on board or in the airplane, might never get done, because it’s going to be straight into the heart of taxes when I get back
Friday, May 8, 2026 Puerto Chiapas, Mexico
I woke up to the sad news that Wells Wescott had died overnight. Dee had four whole days to be with him, and no regrets. What a gentleman he was, right to the very end. Wells and Elvon had a lot in common and enjoyed each other’s company. I wonder if they get to pursue their friendship in the hereafter. I have no idea what the hereafter even is. I’m not expecting much, but I’ll keep an open mind. I had been tasked with informing the ship’s officers, which would have been easy on a sea day, but was a challenge on a port day. I did find Jobelle, the Sommelier, in her office, though, and she agreed to contact the rest of my list, as soon as she saw them. Later I the day, I was able to share hugs with Metka, the Housekeeping Manager and Jeffrey, the Assistant General Manager.
Puerto Chiapas is new to being a Cruise Port. It’s a long shuttle into town, and we decided against that. The local government had built a couple of large palapas, and, of all things, a swimming pool, near the dock. There were a few shops, one in each building with snacks and drinks. A good bar with beer and nachos, would do really well here. I hope somebody thinks about it. It was pretty near as hot as hell, and we felt really sorry for the dancers, but it was nice of them to perform for us. I found a cute, colorful top for ten bucks, so it wasn’t a total loss. We were soon back on the ship, and I was back at work, logging and blogging. I went to sailaway at 6:30. There weren’t many people there, probably because of the heat, but it got really nice after the sun went down. There were about six of us, and we mostly ended up bringing out stir-fry from the Lido. It was one of those lovely magic nights. The comedian, Steve Caouette, was on the world stage and he was laugh-out-loud hilarious. He took the mickey out a young cruiser and a President’s Club member, without insulting them at all. Just excellent. Remember that name. There aren’t many that good.
Saturday, May 9, 2026 Acajutla, El Salvador
Here’s where I made another bad decision not to go out. You hear such terrible things about El Salvador and I would have been going out alone, when I certainly had plenty of work to keep me busy. I later heard that the local authorities, and even the local people, were bending over backwards to erase the world’s perception of them and it was just the friendliest place. So now you know that which I wish I had.
I had work to do and I did it, and I logged and blogged, had dinner and went to Spencer Day’s show.
Sunday, May 10, 2026 At Sea
I spent the day researching Panama City, where we would arrive mid-afternoon and leave about 12 hours later, in the middle of the night. The port was running a twenty minute, $50 shuttle for people who wanted to go into the city for dinner. Since dinner was all I wanted, I started doing some online research. What I learned was that there was a big shopping centre, with lots of restaurants, within walking distance of the ship. I thought I’d find a restaurant there and float a group dinner near the ship. I read a ton or reviews and booked two dinners for 6, one at Bucaneros, a big touristy place and the other at Fishlovers, a little gem with great ceviche, if you can believe the reviews. I wrote a newsletter, floating the idea, got it delivered, had a nice dinner with Allan and Liane Brown, and enjoyed another excellent production show.














































